Flattery Enjoyer Mugs

'It's very sweet of you to ask, Mr. Glasgow, but we don't have any scenic checks with me on them.'

Nun Fight.

You are my sunshine!

What do you suggest we do about this?

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Shuck me.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Euphemistic.

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Hedge of two moo cows

'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

St George at the psychiatrists.

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'