Flames And Fun Aficionado Gifts

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Candle Portraits.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beer Parasol.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

The man who discovered smoke

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The End of Summer.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Party games.

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"