Flames And Fun Aficionado Gifts

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Candle Portraits.

Beer Parasol.

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'And now, the Meeting Marching Band.'

The man who discovered smoke

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The End of Summer.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Candles In Bed

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"