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Meet Mr. Twitters.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

Concert Pianist.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Reese Witherspoon

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Rainbow Quartet

Canadian film production

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Saxophone Player.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."