Fix-it Guy Pillows

"It's good he has only simple tools. He usually gives up before he does much damage."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

"Take me to your mechanic."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Never marry an engineer."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Was it a fuse?"

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Problem Solver Wanted

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

He's got mdf..medium density fever.