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'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Sticking out tongue

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'I told you to sip it!'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

Palm Reading

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

Alcoholidays.

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"