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'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Sticking out tongue

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Palm Reading

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

'I told you to sip it!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

A woman reads a romance novel.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

Alcoholidays.

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'