Fitness Walking Pillows

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Carefree luggage.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

Turn, turn and turn.

On the back of the t-shirt...