Fitness Walking Prints

"It looks like the only time I can fitness walk is at 7 pm...when my favorite telenovela starts..."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Carefree luggage.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Dog Walking Services

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Well, well, well...'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Turn, turn and turn.