Fitness Journey Starter T-Shirts

"You too the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold."

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Exercise now!

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Exercise Bars

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Jogging...

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Guy in gym

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Yoga for beginners,

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Ring for Service.

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Keep goin', Harry. No pain, no gain!"