Fitness Funsters T-Shirts

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

'I'll give you twenty bucks for your panties!'

"I failed the physical"

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Yearbook

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Monica Seles

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Exercise Class

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"We're exclusively delts."