Fitness Fantasy Debunker Prints

" '£250 for a week at a health centre', the brochure said, 'lose weight and give up smoking', it said, 'guaranteed results' it said...'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Jeff was watching his weight.

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Excercising demons

"Yes... I'd like to cancel my membership to the company fitness program immediately."

"Last year, you said you were signing up to a gym...it it nice?"

'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'

'Bud's body is in a pretty good shape; it's his mind that needs work.'

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

home fitness/fatness

'My doctor has put me on a strict NO-STRETCH exercise program.'

"So, let's see what your fitness band says today."

"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"