Fitness Excuse Maker Mugs

Start their day with a laugh—our fitness excuse maker mugs feature witty sayings that perfectly capture their lighthearted approach to skipping workouts. A humorous addition to any coffee or tea break!

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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!" mockup

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.' mockup

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

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"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home." mockup

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

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"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!" mockup

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

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'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.' mockup

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Homework flavored dog food

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'My arms are getting shorter.'

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?" mockup

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

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'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!' mockup

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?" mockup

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

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'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.' mockup

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple." mockup

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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Lame Lines

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"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"My doctor told me I should start working out." mockup

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive." mockup

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

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'But, dear, I am walking the dog.' mockup

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

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"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework." mockup

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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'In that case I'll do nothing!'

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"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership." mockup

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

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"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not." mockup

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

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"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline." mockup

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

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"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming." mockup

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

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"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!" mockup

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

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'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.' mockup

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

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New years resolutions

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Fitness Excuse Maker Mugs Collection

Fitness Excuse Maker Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the inventive excuses of fitness enthusiasts—ideal for relaxing or gifting to someone who loves a good laugh.

Fitness Excuse Maker Prints

Browse our humorous prints that capture the spirit of the fitness excuse maker—artful, funny, and perfect for inspiring smiles in any space.

Fitness Excuse Maker T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the fun-loving fitness excuse maker—wear their humor proudly and start conversations everywhere they go.