Fitness Event Prints

Annual 10K Fun Run

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Dog Walking Services

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Well, well, well...'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

Turn, turn and turn.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Muscles