Fitness Event T-Shirts

Annual 10K Fun Run

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Dog Walking Services

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Go team!

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Turn, turn and turn.