Fit Techies Pillows

Antenna Yoga.

Polly txt speak

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"This is it? No video?"

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Data Dude' magazine.

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

Completely worthless machines: The Exer-Segway.

GPS Shoes

"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

"Practicing social distancing is nothing new. We've been practicing it for years."

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

The relatively low impact of the e-piphany

"Why are you dressed like that if you don't know anything about computers?"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.