Fit Techies Pillows

Antenna Yoga.

Polly txt speak

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"This is it? No video?"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"You exercise with your phone?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

'Data Dude' magazine.

"We have a new app that does sin to atonement conversion."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

GPS Shoes

'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

'I'm being fitted for a new laptop.'

'Now we come to step 86 of how to enter your new computer logins.'

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

The relatively low impact of the e-piphany

"Why are you dressed like that if you don't know anything about computers?"

Soot Nav.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.