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'I wish somebody would say something.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'It must be a milkfish.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

Desert Island Gossipping

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'Fully house trained, is it?'

'Are you sure it's a skate and not a ray.'

Fred's last lie.