Fishy Chatter Seekers Mugs

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Fish talking about fisherman

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

Desert Island Gossipping

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"He's allergic to pond water."

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

"I thought he was a Puffer Fish."

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

'Fully house trained, is it?'

'Really? Have I seen anything you're in?'

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

'Are you sure it's a skate and not a ray.'