Fishy Business Lovers Prints

Pirate Fisherman

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Civilized Salmon

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Steroids.'

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

WInter Fish

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."