Fishy Business Lovers Prints

Pirate Fisherman

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Civilized Salmon

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Steroids.'

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

WInter Fish

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"