Fishy Business Prints

The Margate Fish Thief

Fish talking about fisherman

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Sole traders

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Yes, Ma'am, our fish is flown in fresh every day!"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"Is the snapper fresh?"

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Evolution of Al's fish.

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

Recycling chip fat.

"He's allergic to pond water."

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water.

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

"I guess this is me."

'This sounds promising... 'Help wanted: Live Bait'...'

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

'You still have the fish shop then.'

'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'

'Thanks for the genetically modified fish food.'

"Sure I can tell you where and when the big fish are going to bite, but I'm not sure I want to get involved in insider trading."

Fred's last lie.

Feeding whales fish pellets

'Good gracious, no sir! He's at a hiring fair.'

'Where you off to Freddie? The fishpond! ...THE FISHPOND!'

Fish Thieves

'...and all because you don't like bones in your fish!'

Pauline Hansen - Ex fish and chip shop proprietor and ex Australian politician.

'Here Sid, and make it look like an accident.'