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Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Piranhaclaus

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Tartar sauce.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

No Swimming Allowed

Jacques Cousteau.

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

DaVinci Cod

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Moby Dick.

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Astronaut fishbowl.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

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