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Delivering Cod by Security Guard as it's so expensive.

Piranhaclaus

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'I wish I was creative'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Tartar sauce.

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

No Swimming Allowed

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

DaVinci Cod

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Moby Dick.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.