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'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Ice fisher.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"River well stocked this year."

Man fishing with large bait

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"She's just being Koi."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Reverse psychology

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Kissing the Fish

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Distracting the fish.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'