Fishing Pillows

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Aliens fish for a man who is fishing.

Sockeye Salmon.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but forensics seem to indicate your husband has 'Gone Fishing'..."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"I live near Montauk point but I like to get into the city as often as possible."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Out of tuna

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Damn defibrillators.

'I didn't actually catch anything, but I do feel I gained some valuable experience.'

"I guess we'd be considered a family. We're living together, we love each other, and we haven't eaten the children yet."

"Pardon? Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone else..."

I'm having trouble breathing.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

"Just ignore it. It's click-bait."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

"Sure, it looks good. Too good. Trust me, there's always a catch."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

Palliative care for worms.

Worm job fair.

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

"Do the Welsh and the Scots get on?"

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"It's not good enough to just grab the fish ... the judges want to see you do it without splashing."

'Did you bring the tackle?'

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Angling.