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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Fish Food

Fisherman get a good catch.

Fish-losophy

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."