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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Fish Food

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'