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"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Bears catching fish

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"You know very well what fish!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

The bad news is you've got worms. The good news is I'm an avid fisherman.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

Penknife catching baby penknife.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"