Customs Regulation Buff T-Shirts

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"You're on the green list."

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'