Fishing Regulations Buff Mugs

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Bears catching fish

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"You know very well what fish!"

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

The bad news is you've got worms. The good news is I'm an avid fisherman.

Penknife catching baby penknife.