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'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

reincarnated worm...

Flyfishing for dummies.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

Fly fishing.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Fishing Holes

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

Traveller's Luggage.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

"It's a chatter bait."

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Fish Eye Tests.

Whale Whale Whale.

The Incomplete Angler

Fishing.

Putting on ice

Seafood Chum

Happy Brexiters

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

Man fly-fishing catches his own foot.

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'

"You've got your scales on backward."

"GO FISH!"

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."