Fish Mafia Fanatic T-Shirts

The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Been waiting long?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Fishing for Birds

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."