Fish Finder Tech Critic Gifts

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Not that net!'

Fishing sign.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fishing direction sign.

Fishing and new technologies

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Summer Sledding

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'How was your luck, dear?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Plenty of fish"

The Sea Angler: And by keeping an open for sea birds - they have an uncanny ability to locate fish.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Don't distract me now: I have only a few seconds to text myself a reminder before I forget...'

"My fish locator sent me."

Bad timing.

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

Social networks

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

Bass Finder 6000

This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.

"Where's the goldfish?"

Internet.

"I'm all for fishing technology, but that monitor is going to sink the boat."