Fish Filet Fanatic Pillows

Fetching the Paper

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Fishing Boat Derby

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Carp, per diem.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"