Fish Filet Fanatic Pillows

Fetching the Paper

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Fishing Boat Derby

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Carp, per diem.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Origins Of Evolution

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"