Fish Dynamics Explorer Prints

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'Ahhh...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Oligarchy

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Having nannies really changes you."

He wanted a different one.

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"