Quirky Pet Dynamics Explorer Prints

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

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"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Unnatural History Museum

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Parrot annoying dog.

Fakir Shrink.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."