Quirky Pet Dynamics Explorer Prints

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

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Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Parrot annoying dog.

Fakir Shrink.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Unnatural History Museum

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Distilled Elephant

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

Community Bed de Luxe

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.