Fish Care Aficionado Mugs

Captain Pointy No.52 - Fishflakes Toothpaste

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'So who needs sonar?!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Leak in the fish tank.

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

The Da Vinci Cod

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'