Fish Care Aficionado Prints

Captain Pointy No.52 - Fishflakes Toothpaste

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

The Da Vinci Cod

Leak in the fish tank.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.