Fish And Chip Aficionado Pillows

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Diving Cat.

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"This place could use a moat!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Mermaid spawning time.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

Still life with salmon

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

The art of fishing.

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

The Codfather.

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

Wildlife Management.