Fish And Chip Aficionado Mugs

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Diving Cat.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"This place could use a moat!"

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

Mermaid spawning time.

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Still life with salmon

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

The art of fishing.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips

Billy strip: pet goldfish (boring).

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Frank's gone fishing, and he'll be looking forward to a fish dinner."

The Codfather.

"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"

"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."

Wildlife Management.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment