First Word Pillows

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"Ahh, her first word"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Just be yourself."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

What's normal?

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Airport Security.

'Are we there yet?'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World's Easiest Airport

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Airplane Mode.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"He just said his first word!"

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Roget's Pet

Moving in

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'