First Tooth Adventurers Pillows

'Baby's teething.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Toothless Meal

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

'It's nothing to be concerned about - until his first tooth comes in he'll be connected to devices via bluegum.'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Dentists who do appendectomies.

"He's cut two teeth."

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

'Dentristry medicine.'

'Going private also means I get ten per cent off Dental Implants and Replacement Crowns!'

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Bicuspid: A cuspid that can go either way.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

'This is going to be a level three.'

'Hold it right there mister! Don't even think about going to bed without brushing your teeth first!'

"Whoopsy."

Vernissage.