First Time At A Fair Pillows

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Glastonbury. After.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Face Painting.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

tnl of lv

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'None shall pass!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Glastonbury. Before.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Scrambler.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Face Painting.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Bumper Car UFO.

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"