First Thanksgiving In New Home Mugs

Thanksgiving.

Grace For Flies

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Happy Turkey Day!

Street Carolers

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Roscoe's Great Escape

Before and After Holiday Diet

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Wine-tasting Tour.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

The Deconstructed Tree

'Only water I'm afraid - we were relying on you, as dinner guests, to bring a bottle of wine...'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

A turkey holds up a sign reading "Repent!"

2020. Anything Goes.

Slow Roast Yoga

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

Answers to the Most Frequently Asked Questions About Thanksgiving

"Cuttin' out the middle man!"

'Makes sense to me.'

Extra Large Christmas Tree

The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .

"This'll be our first Thanksgiving together."

Felices fiestas.

The Horn O' Plenty Quintet

'I sure hope this pairs well with what they're serving.'