Thanksgiving Devotee Mugs

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Slow Roast Yoga

Grace For Flies

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Happy Turkey Day!

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Plymouth Rock

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"It'll never be ready in time."

Beauty and the Baste

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

A football player catching a turkey

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

Turkey With All the Trimmings