'I sure hope this pairs well with what they're serving.'
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Grace For Flies
"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
Turkey Autopsy
Happy Turkey Day!
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."
"This might take awhile, Lord."
"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."
Turkey Autopsy
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'
Redneck Relative Thanksgiving
Before and After Holiday Diet
Thanksgiving.
"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.
Turkey a la Mode
"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"
"I guess you weren't doing it right."
Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune
"You understand this was just business."
'Oh, please... You call that a genocide?'
I agree that every new day we get from here is an unexpected gift, but let's not say "It's all gravy from here."
'Don't worry. I'm just going to take a little off the top.'
"Your house is smaller than I remember it."
'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'
'Before the end of November, we need to learn to do that.'
'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'
"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."
The first super committee.
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