"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."
First Thanksgiving As A Couple Gifts
Looking for a meaningful way to mark your first Thanksgiving as a couple? Our collection offers amusing and touching gifts that celebrate your new beginning together. From cozy pillows to memorable prints, find the perfect keepsake to cherish this special holiday, bringing warmth and smiles to your first shared holiday celebration.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
Tartine
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
Come dine with me!
Grace For Flies
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Pumpkin patch
"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"
"It's how he would have wanted to go."
"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"
"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."
"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."
No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.
'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
The Last Leaf
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
'I was an egg in the Easter play.'
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."
How to Deal With Leftover Turkey
"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."
First Thanksgiving As A Couple Gifts Collection
First Thanksgiving As A Couple Mugs
Discover more fun and heartfelt mugs perfect for celebrating your first Thanksgiving together. Find the ideal sipware to make your holiday mornings brighter.
First Thanksgiving As A Couple Pillows
Dive into our selection of cozy pillows that celebrate your first holiday shared as a couple. A delightful addition to your festive home decor.
First Thanksgiving As A Couple Prints
Browse our charming prints that commemorate your first Thanksgiving as a couple. A wonderful way to capture and display this special milestone.
First Thanksgiving As A Couple T-Shirts
Explore our collection of amusing and sweet t-shirts, perfect for highlighting your first Thanksgiving as a couple. Wear your joy proudly this holiday season.