First Summit Gifts

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

The interested bystanders.

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Baby Mozart.

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

AI Safety Officer

Smartphone Sonogram

Love at First Sight.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

First Marriage

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

'Awesome erosion!'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

Happy Thought.

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'It looks like the baby has reached critical Christmas mass.'

'A Very Bad Boy'

"They grow so fast. He can already scan a bar code."