First Rv Purchase Gifts

"This is our most popular model for first time RV-ers."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

I love my motor.

"Mine's camper."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Ecstatic caravan

'Do they ever call the winds 'Mariah' anymore?'

House hunting is cruel.

My First Boat

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

Big RV Camping

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Real estate.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.