First Response Mugs

"Henry's always on call!"

In case of fire call yourself.

Paramedic

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Distance to avoid contagion

Coronavirus Global Alert

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Frontline health workers

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

First aid departments

Post-corona road to recovery

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Emergency Firebreaker

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Emergency Underpants

"My God, now what?"

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Covid Fightback

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"