Crisis Responder Mugs

AIDS Bomb

'Fred just told me that he's going overseas to help distribute supplies to the flood victims.'

Coffin Migrant Boat

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Crisis'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Save the world together

Emergency Underpants

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

California fires and Coronavirus

Tsipras and Merkel

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

"My God, now what?"

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

Death in the red zone

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"Have a nice day"

"If the pandemic wipes out the locusts, and the floods take care of the drought, then we may not have to take any action at all."