Crisis Responder Mugs

AIDS Bomb

'Fred just told me that he's going overseas to help distribute supplies to the flood victims.'

Coffin Migrant Boat

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Coronavirus Global Alert

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Crisis'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

First aid departments

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Save the world together

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

California fires and Coronavirus

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"My God, now what?"

Coronavirus: People Dying/People Losing Money

Emergency Underpants

Tsipras and Merkel

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Death in the red zone

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"Speechmaking during a pandemic can be unnerving.. just pretend there's an audience!"

"I miss the free food, but it's nice to get our seat back."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Master of Disaster