First Responder Humor Mugs

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Frontline health workers

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Fire door.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

First aid departments

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Emergency Underpants

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"My God, now what?"

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'Omigosh! Lenny's choking! Who knows the Heimlich maneuver?'

Hey White People: Here's How You Can Learn Empathy for Blacks Who Get Shot by White Cops

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

First Responders - Second Responders.

"This way, O' Brien."

"I'll put you on the waiting list."

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

2 Days To Remember

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.