First Relationship Anniversary Gifts

My first Boyfriend.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Romance

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"You've changed."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Couples' therapy

"I heard they mate for life."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Are you OK hun?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'