"This is our first recession together."
First Recession Together Gifts
Celebrating your resilience during the first recession as a couple? Find humorous and heartfelt gifts to commemorate facing economic challenges together, turning a tough experience into a memorable milestone.
'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'
'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'
Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St
Sub-prime Bear
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Economy.
'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'
Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis
Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market
'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'
Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.
Geezernomics - Crash of 1929.
Unconditional Surrender
'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'
White House Garage Sale.
Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.
'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'
The Boom-Bust Cycle of Capitalism
"I can't go on reading this. . . I'm scared to death!"
Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."
Bad news airbag
'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'
'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'
Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.
"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"
"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."
Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.
Financial crisis and layoffs
"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."
"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"
'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'
"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"
"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"
'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'
First Recession Together Gifts Collection
First Recession Together Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating your first recession together—humorous designs to brighten tough days.
First Recession Together Pillows
Find pillows that joke about tough economic times—perfect for cuddling through the hard days.
First Recession Together Prints
Browse our prints that creatively commemorate your first recession as a couple—artful reminders of your resilience.
First Recession Together T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that joke about surviving your first recession–wear your story proudly.