First Lady Admirer Pillows

"Betsy and I feel that this election comes down to just one thing - who has the better wife."

Love

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Tom Hanks

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Harriet Walter

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Michael Caine

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

David Bowie

Teddy Roosevelt

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Elizabeth II

"Elizabeth Warren? Carly Fiorina? They'd never get elected president. They're not royalty like a Clinton, Bush or Kennedy."

The Month of June

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Melanie Griffith

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Madonna.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Kane and Abe L.

Choirboy

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

Theodore Roosevelt.

Abraham Lincoln

MIla Kunis

Rowan Atkinson

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'